“You’ve heard our name, you’ve seen our records, our t-shirts, and our stickers. We’re probably someone you know’s favorite band, yet maybe we’re still a mystery to you. Well, my friend, that’s okay—you’re in the right place to get to know the greatest rock-n-roll band in the world, The Supersuckers. And the next time you see the ‘Supersuckers’ name, whether in a record store, online, or on your local rock club marquee, know there’s a group of quality, honest, ass-kicking, hard-working individuals behind it, trying to make your life a little better through the 'Evil Powers Of Rock-n-Roll' (and the occasional detour into country music, of course). We’d love nothing more than to have you there with us! Just remember to wear clean underwear, ‘cuz we’re gonna rock the pants right off of you!”

Says frontman and founder (vocals & bass) Eddie Spaghetti of the 1988-founded “Greatest Rock ’n’ Roll Band in the World,” The Supersuckers. Our only response: I say fuck and you say yeah? Why the hell not!!